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Vicky Pollard

Vicky Pollard in her normal appearence

Vicky Pollard is a character from the television series, "Little Britain USA".

About herEdit

Victoria Titania Henrietta Pollard was born in 1984 in Bristol, England. She is a moody and obnoxious teenage girl who is a common-or-garden juvenile delinquent. She wears a pink-colored tracksuit, has a strong Bristol/West Country accent, speaks unusually quickly, and comes up with very naughty gossip that has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever predicament she is in at the time which confuses and often annoys the person she is confronted by, although she claims to be "getting there". When Vicky is in the sticky situation of being in serious trouble, she will defend herself by replying defensively with one of her catchphrases: "Yeah but no but yeah but no but...", "Oooh my god! I soooo can't believe you just said that!", "Shut up! I ain't never not even dun nuffin' or nuffin'!" and "Don't go givin' me evils!" If Vicky is interrupted while talking, she will usually say "So rude!" She left school at 11-years-old with six anti-social behaviour orders to her name, was accused of shoplifting, became pregnant, hired to babysit but had a wild party in the house while the parents were away, tried to get money from a fake lottery ticket, and applied for a jobseeker's allowance benefit claim form by listing her previous occupations as a retail assistant and erotic dancer on it. She was shut in a Thai prison for smuggling drugs and her mother, Shelly, made an appearance in court saying that Vicky got into a bad crowd at the age of three. Vicky was sentenced to 10 years for this offence, while her mother got 20 for annoying the judge. She was sent to Boot Camp after being thrown out of Disney World for beating up the Aristocats and setting fire to the Peter Pan ride, then enraged the coach by jabbering away during rollcall and refusing to follow orders. She was later seen in a hospital bed on life support after jumping off the church roof, which also caused her to lose her voice, so she was given a voice activated computer to talk by typing words using the necessary buttons. Vicky also has a twin sister named Katie, a boyfriend named Jermaine, and 12 children of her own with some of them who are all dressed identically to her.

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